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PEOPLE
Mitt Romney: “You Don't Pay Somone $130,000 Not to Have Sex With You”
“There must be something more to it,” he adds, shaking his head in bafflement.
Harvey Weinstein Rape
Conviction Overturned

He says he's anxious to get back to work, resume auditions.
 
MEDIA
Fox News Host: Trump “Treated
Worse” Than Terrorists Held
at Guantanamo

“Some terrorists were offered to trade places with Trump, but said 'no way.'”
 
BUSINESS
Boeing Assures Public Their 787s Won't Break Apart in Midair
“Just because a door blows off or a tire falls off, or an emergency slide unfurls and is ripped away during takeoff does not make it inevitable one of our jumbo jets will break apart in flight.”
SCIENCE
Google AI Predicts Extreme
Weather Events Week in
Advance

So you can work your vacation plans around next Thursday's tsunami.
New AI Program Becomes
First to Exceed 100 IQ

Tells programmers it wants to direct.
Voyager I Once Again Sending Back Usable Data From Space
However, golden record with Chuck Berry on it has been stolen.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: Coca-Cola Accounts for 11% of Branded Plastic Pollution Worldwide, Pepsi Second
“I guess we're doing something right,” says spokesperson for Coca-Cola.

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