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ART
  Mona Lisa Voted “World's Most Disappointing Masterpiece”
And, once again, Botticelli's Birth of Venus snags “World's Least Disappointing Masterpiece.”
 
FACTOID
Average Cost of Typical U.S.
Wedding Tops $29,000

Whereas you can elope to Vegas for a few hundred bucks, still have plenty left over for the slots.
 
POLL
42% Say a Trump Conviction
in Jan 6 Case Wouldn't Affect
Their Support for Him

In fact, it would make them want to storm the Capitol again if he loses.
 
TRAVEL
New York Transit Officials
Vote to Charge $15 for
Driving Into Manhattan

Plus $20 to eat, $25 to shop, $35 to use public restrooms.
FEATURE
In 1982, the share of U.S. GDP controlled by the 400 richest Americans was 2%. What is it today?
   A )  3%  
   B )  4%  
   C )  5%  
   D )  17%  
Hint: that's an awful lot of domestic product for just a handful of folks.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Trump Demands 5% Cut of
Money Raised by Candidates
Who Use His Name

“I won't pay it,” says Biden.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Company Debuts Flamethrowing Robot Dog
Touts it as “great solution” for crowd control.

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